1 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:23,936 You're gonna get in trouble, man. 2 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,851 Then move to France. 3 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:29,029 The French, buddy? No. You're, like... 4 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,639 The French would like me better than you. 5 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,771 Well, no, I-I don't think... 6 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,303 Now, I know there's at least one dancer in there 7 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:44,348 that's got a restraining order against you, Vivian. 8 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,002 Five hundred feet. 9 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:49,310 That's not-- W-- Y-You got old information, Sheriff. 10 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,486 Candy moved down to Sioux Falls last month 11 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,140 - to take care of her mother. - Oh, so now 12 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:55,577 you're keeping tabs on the poor girl, huh? 13 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:59,102 Judge won't gonna like that. Not at all. 14 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,890 You two kids get home safe, huh? 15 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,504 See you at the Elks on Thursday. 16 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:16,946 You got my check, right? 17 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,340 The re-election fund? 18 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,298 Had... had my girl 19 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,126 make it out personally last week. 20 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:26,303 What... what the fuck, Roy? 21 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:27,870 - Hm? - What... 22 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,787 You can't do this shit anymore, Roy. 23 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,268 I-I know the governor now. 24 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,883 See, now, what happens in moments of life and death 25 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,972 is that everything comes into focus. 26 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,410 Are you focused, Vivian? 27 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:48,934 Y-yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:51,111 You're not gonna sell your bank to that woman. 29 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,852 L-Lyon? 30 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:56,290 Th-Th-That's the one. 31 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,683 You're not gonna sell it, you're not gonna negotiate, 32 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,337 you're not even gonna return her calls. 33 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,470 W-Why? 34 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,689 Wait, wait, wait! 35 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,082 O-Okay. 36 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,867 Find some other way to get rich. 37 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,869 Foreclose on some homes, 38 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:13,176 sell raffle tickets. I don't care. 39 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,439 But that woman gets nothing. 40 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,615 We're clear? 41 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,051 Yeah. 42 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,881 Now why don't you do a little dance? 43 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,580 What? 44 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:29,975 I'm just kidding. 45 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,629 Nobody wants to see that. 46 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,577 We've been patient. 47 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,146 More than patient. 48 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,629 But if we can't settle this thing today, 49 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:18,415 my next call is to our litigation department. 50 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,896 Thank you, and please make sure to give this call 51 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,985 five stars on the next survey. 52 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,535 Looks like you found the cereal. 53 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,276 Frosted Flakes. 54 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,409 Your kid likes 'em? 55 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,019 Well, kinda. 56 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,630 My husband. He can't get enough. 57 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,677 Are you taking me to school? 58 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,679 No school today. 59 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,071 Is it a holiday? 60 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,857 In a way. 61 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:11,207 But I got to go to work, so... 62 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:16,038 Slept in the garage again? 63 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,217 You don't have to open the door. 64 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:26,266 School bus saw me in my drawers. 65 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,747 Plus, it's freezing out. 66 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,271 Scotty, hon, could you 67 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,315 take your book to the living room, please? 68 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,665 Want me to clear my bowl? 69 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,058 Please. 70 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,807 I need you to watch her today. It's just for a few hours. 71 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,635 - I want a wife. - Maybe you could take her to the park or what-- 72 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,724 Wait, what did you say? 73 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,944 I said I want a wife. 74 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,947 I am your wife. 75 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,080 No. 76 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,995 A wife. 77 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,346 Someone to keep the house clean and-and cook. 78 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,566 I cook. 79 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:09,744 Who cooks good, you know? 80 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:13,138 Takes care of me when I'm sick and doesn't complain about it. 81 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:15,010 Who wants to know how my day was first 82 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,794 and listens to the answer. 83 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,188 A woman who supports me. 84 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,842 Oh... 85 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,322 I support you. 86 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,193 No, emotionally, I'm saying. 87 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,500 A wife who... 88 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,329 who builds my confidence, 89 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:33,289 who everything revolves around... me. 90 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,117 Not... And I know-I know what you do 91 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,075 is important, I do, but... 92 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:40,383 I'm important, too, you know? 93 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:43,343 My needs, so I can grow 94 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,996 and be the best. 95 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,607 Okay? 96 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:50,437 A cheerleader, is what I'm... 97 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:54,179 You know, a wife who comes to the club 98 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,530 for the socials and doesn't 99 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:59,141 talk about what's a felony or what's a misdemeanor, 100 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,143 but trades recipes, 101 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,319 right? With the other wives. 102 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,148 Who claps when I win 103 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,324 and rubs my back when I don't, 104 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:10,021 and says, "You'll get 'em next time 105 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,720 because you are amazing." 106 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,469 Is that all? 107 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,387 No. 108 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,390 I want a wife who takes care of my other needs-- 109 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,174 my man needs-- 110 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,219 when I feel like it, 111 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:37,222 and doesn't say she's tired or that her back hurts 112 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,833 or to pull out when I finish 113 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,487 'cause she's not on the pill. 114 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,532 Which-- I want a wife who's on the pill. 115 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,405 I can't take the pill. 116 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,623 I get blood clots. 117 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,277 Well, an IUD then. 118 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,630 Okay, look, look. the-the point is I am tired 119 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,198 of feeling like I got to be everything around here 120 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,460 all the time. 121 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,114 The man and the wife. 122 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:02,987 Like, I got to support you all the time, your needs, 123 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,207 'cause your job is hard and you're always saying 124 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:06,774 you have to pick up extra shifts. 125 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:11,735 We are $192,000 126 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,868 in debt. 127 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,696 And that. 128 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:18,089 A wife who is not 129 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:21,136 reminding me all the time about negative... 130 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,746 negativity, you know? 131 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,574 Pressure, when I-I need to stay positive, 132 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,228 'cause it's a mental game, right? 133 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,838 How far you hit a drive, whether you're in the sand trap, 134 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:29,318 and you just... 135 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:32,713 suck. You suck at that. 136 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,890 So I want a wife. 137 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,852 I'm late for work. 138 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,986 We can talk about 139 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:48,032 who really needs a wife later. 140 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,603 Scotty, hon. I got to go out. 141 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,953 I'll be back as soon as I can. 142 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,302 Okay, then. 143 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:58,390 What am I supposed to do with her? 144 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,044 I got physical therapy 145 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,872 and I'm supposed to walk the green at 2:00, my guru says, 146 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,352 so I can play it with my eyes shut. 147 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,485 You're a big boy. Figure it out. 148 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,561 Please, ple-- 149 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,352 Say it. 150 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,180 I'm gonna call Dot and tell her to come. 151 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,879 Who the fuck is Dot? 152 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,446 Listen, wait, wait! Listen. 153 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,491 Listen. 154 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:56,884 I got cancer. 155 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,233 I need an operation. 156 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,843 You got the wrong guy. 157 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,628 You got... 158 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,978 Fuck. 159 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,853 Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. 160 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,159 Fuck you! 161 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,947 ...on my phone call, but they never thought I'd release it, 162 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,558 so they were gonna be okay. 163 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,213 Eight times, quid pro quo. 164 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:24,215 Except it was no times. 165 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:27,784 Mm. They are doing it for real this time. 166 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,481 Jackals. 167 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,529 Impeaching that great man. 168 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,965 Now, not too short above the ears. 169 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,532 I got the debate coming up. 170 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,404 Gets my goat, 171 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,885 they're hounding that poor man day and night. 172 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,539 The twins think so, too. 173 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,410 We want to watch cartoons. 174 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,847 Hey. 175 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,762 Don't talk back to your mother. 176 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,593 Down at Wayne Lyon Kia, 177 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,595 we got the lowest prices in town, 178 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,553 and I ain't lyin'. 179 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,947 Hi, I'm Wayne Lyon at Lyon Motors. 180 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,383 And I want to get you behind the wheel of a new... 181 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,472 Aah! 182 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,082 - Oh, Roy. Honey... - Shit, woman. 183 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,389 I am so sorry. 184 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,695 - God. - I don't know what happened. 185 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,087 Hold on, let me just... 186 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,699 These are my mother's napkins. 187 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,352 What happened, Karen, is you got 188 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,964 all caught up in things that don't concern you 189 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,661 and you lost sight of the job at hand. 190 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,143 - You're right. - Now, it's 10:00 in the morning. 191 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,971 I think these girls have something better to do 192 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,713 than sit here, watch TV like a couple of welfare queens. 193 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,280 Girls, come on. 194 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,891 Come on, your daddy's right. 195 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,240 It's time to get to your lessons. 196 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,807 Ah, dang it. 197 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,336 Thought you were that crazy Swede for a second. 198 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:45,122 On account of he's missing half an ear. 199 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,820 Very funny. 200 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,955 Got Nadine's husband in the box when you're ready. 201 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,522 I'm Nadine's husband. 202 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,221 Sure. Uh... 203 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,962 uh, what I meant was, uh, 204 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,661 the car salesman's in the abattoir, ready to talk. 205 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,923 Did you soften him up a little bit? 206 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,011 Oh, he's still got all his teeth, 207 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,621 if that's what you're asking, 208 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,189 but only 'cause they're in there pretty good. 209 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,843 Crying like a little girl? 210 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,583 He's pissed, I'll tell you that. 211 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,021 Called me a few names I ain't heard since grade school. 212 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,764 Swears we got the wrong guy, which is, like, 213 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,330 nice try, asshole. 214 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,505 Thought you said he was soft. 215 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,681 Well, he had a pretty good shock 216 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,465 at the house, you know. 217 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,336 Finger in the old light socket. 218 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,816 Sometimes that scrambles the brain. 219 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,992 You hear those stories, right? 220 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,864 "My husband ain't the man I married 221 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,300 since the lightning struck." 222 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,088 What? 223 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,842 We've been wearing kerchiefs on our faces 224 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,670 so he don't recognize us later. 225 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,114 ...don't you understand? I don't know 226 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,507 what the fuck you're talking about. 227 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,204 Oh, who's this, then? 228 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,119 Oh, king of the idiot brigade, eh? 229 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,860 Let me tell you 230 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,775 what I told these other two morons. 231 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:16,387 You kidnapped the wrong chump. I got friends in high places, 232 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,476 and when they get through with you, 233 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,043 you're gonna wish you were the horse at a glue factory, 234 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,871 you... 235 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,264 Jesus! 236 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,625 What the hot fuck, Dad? 237 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,714 I thought this one was supposed to stay in the car. 238 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,020 Yeah. 239 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,848 So you're a leptard, too. 240 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,327 How are we supposed to get her back now? 241 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,113 - You killed our leverage. - That's not him, genius. 242 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,855 You grabbed the wrong patsy. 243 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,335 What? No. 244 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,386 I was in the car. 245 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,170 That's his fuck up. 246 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,608 He was in the room, this guy. 247 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,741 Name was on the door. 248 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,265 - Don't know what else I could've done. - See? 249 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,268 I thought you said you saw the car salesman 250 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,488 - in his house on Halloween. - Yeah. 251 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,316 Said you got a good look at him. 252 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,976 It was dark, okay? 253 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,630 And on fire, and... I... 254 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,763 He grabbed him. 255 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,635 Said we got the guy. It's the... 256 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,203 What do you... Power of suggestion. 257 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,563 So what do we do now? 258 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:50,264 Son, you got a bad-luck problem. 259 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,353 Somewhere out there, there's an upside down horseshoe 260 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,484 with your name on it. 261 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,095 I'm just off my game is all. 262 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,707 You know I'm a winner. 263 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,274 All-state quarterback, crack shot, 264 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,102 knocking all the pins down with my eyes closed. 265 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,886 That's your boy, 266 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,845 not this puke pile. 267 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,022 All right, I think I know where you got 268 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,328 that thorn in your paw. Get the car. 269 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,808 Where we going? 270 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,636 To pay the boogeyman. 271 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,385 And you're saying that the patient had a sur-- 272 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,126 Mr. Seymour. 273 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,736 You're saying he had surgery scheduled this morning, 274 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,998 but he checked himself out. 275 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,478 No, they took him. 276 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,871 Who? 277 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,177 Two men. They said they were family. 278 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,439 That happens, right? 279 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,832 Patient gets cold feet. 280 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,790 Yeah, except his wife is hysterical 281 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,618 and nobody's seen him since. 282 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,416 And on the same day, those two FBI fellas showed up. 283 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,766 - FBI? - Oh, yeah. They were looking for that 284 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,682 mental patient female, the runaway. 285 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,989 They're down in the cafeteria right now, talking to Mr. Lyon. 286 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,426 Well, like I said, 287 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,862 we just want to talk to your wife, 288 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,559 make sure she's okay. 289 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,736 Are you gentlemen quite certain 290 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,434 I can't offer you a gimlet? 291 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,827 Uh, no, thanks. 292 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,656 She gave us the slip, 293 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,615 but we think she's running from someone else. 294 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,315 I'm sorry, I had a... 295 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,971 I'm-I'm a little sideways, still. 296 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,886 I... 297 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,583 Faulty wiring. 298 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,977 I-I think my house burned down. 299 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,414 And we have questions about that. 300 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:41,114 The night in question. What you remember. 301 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,898 Neighbors said they saw a couple of trick-or-treaters 302 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,248 fleeing the premises after the flames started. 303 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,946 That... 304 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,600 Fleeing? I-I don't... 305 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,652 You ever see that movie, The, um... 306 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,134 ...Nightmare Before Christmas? 307 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702 That-that's a weird movie. 308 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:08,097 I want to say I-I dreamed it, but in... 309 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,794 real life. 310 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,625 Well, sir, there's no easy way to say this. 311 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,714 Um... 312 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,716 Your wife isn't who she says she is. 313 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,023 Dorothy Lyon-- uh, 314 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,069 that's what we call an alias in our line of work. 315 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,200 A cover story. 316 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,247 Her real name is Nadine Bump. 317 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,208 - Nadine? - When he was a boy, 318 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,690 my son wanted to be a ballerina. 319 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,257 I told him... 320 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,650 the male of the species 321 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,522 is called a "ballerino," 322 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:44,742 but he couldn't be swayed. 323 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,701 What do you mean she's not my wife? 324 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,485 Uh, no, no. 325 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:52,228 - She's your wife. - But also, she isn't. 326 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,143 - I'm sorry? - See, she was 327 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,710 married previously. 328 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,799 Still married, some would say. Under the law. 329 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,107 To a-another man. A bad man. 330 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,195 So she ran away from him. 331 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,457 And found her way to you. 332 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,372 Posing as Dorothy. 333 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,591 Posing? 334 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,028 It's a classic scam. 335 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,986 You find a gravestone in a cemetery, 336 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,075 somebody who died young and you take over their identity, 337 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,296 uh, Social Security number, etcetera. 338 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,254 We think this fella-- 339 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,953 the original, maybe also simultaneous husband-- 340 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,260 found her and came after her. 341 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,175 Your wife. 342 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,699 That he took her that first night last week. 343 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,005 Okay? And then, when she escaped, 344 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,789 he came back for her on Halloween, 345 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,663 maybe burning your house down in the process. 346 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,404 And now she's fled. 347 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:41,103 So, we're hoping you might have some insight 348 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,801 - as to possible destination. - Excuse me. 349 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,022 Indira Olmstead, Scandia PD. 350 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,155 You've probably got a dozen messages for me on your machine. 351 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,505 We're right in the middle of an interview, officer. 352 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,856 On my case. 353 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,771 And believe me, you're gonna want to hear 354 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,946 what I've got to say on the matter. 355 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,558 Have-have you seen my wife? 356 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,647 She was supposed to visit me today. 357 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,045 No, sir. 358 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,048 But I'm sure she's fine. 359 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,876 And your daughter. 360 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,009 My Scotty plays the drums. 361 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,925 Rommel used the sound of drums 362 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,884 to drive his enemy mad. 363 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,802 We're done here. 364 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,021 Mr. Lyon, Mr. Lyon. 365 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,936 Uh, we'll-we'll circle back. 366 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,200 - Officer. - Thank you so much. 367 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,333 Okay. 368 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,815 Ballerino. 369 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,787 Hyah! 370 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,050 Dad, come on. You're not paying this guy. 371 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,446 Fine. We're upside down. And... 372 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,841 maybe it's voodoo or whatever, but... 373 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,148 ...solve it with a bullet, not... 374 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,151 Otherwise, what? 375 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,110 We trust this guy? 376 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,332 "Here's your money, please lift the curse"? 377 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,290 I don't think so. 378 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,553 We tried killing him. 379 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:27,209 Now we're bailing water out of a sinking boat. 380 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,950 Election's a week away and we're still 381 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,735 balls-deep on righting old wrongs with Nadine, 382 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,302 our dicks in the breeze. 383 00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,567 We need to take luck out of the equation. 384 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,048 Period. End of story. 385 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,407 Go on, search him, then wait in the car. 386 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,411 Come on, come on. 387 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,848 Let's go. 388 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,338 Let me see your hands. 389 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:27,965 It's not a win. 390 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,404 We're calling a draw. 391 00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,017 So don't get cocky. 392 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,818 I'm in the market for a bull. 393 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,169 There's a science to it, they tell me, 394 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,347 but I prefer to go on instinct. 395 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,827 Worked for my father and his father before him. 396 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,266 We have business. 397 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,138 Christ, look at the cock on that monster. 398 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,098 Meat is meat. 399 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,058 You don't talk much. I like that. 400 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:22,629 A man has only so many words in his lifetime. 401 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,285 For us, 402 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,896 there are very few left. 403 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,819 Plus interest, 'cause we got sideways. 404 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,255 Now, I didn't make your deal 405 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,257 but if I had I would've been clear. 406 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,955 That woman's like a tick. 407 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:49,133 Can't crush her, can't pull her out clean. 408 00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,701 Suffocation is the key. 409 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,661 Or fire. 410 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,967 If I had a nickel for every time she found the daylight 411 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,056 when I thought I had her buried... 412 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,756 Never had a problem before 413 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,801 or since, breaking a woman, but that one, 414 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:08,109 she's... What'd you call her? 415 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,938 A tiger. 416 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,505 Right. 417 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:15,029 You think you're hunting her but all the while 418 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,336 you're just a mouse and she's playing with her supper. 419 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,429 Probably ought to let her be, but... 420 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:41,403 When a man digs a grave, 421 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,318 he has to fill it. 422 00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:47,844 Otherwise, it's just a hole. 423 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:24,098 Happy now, shitbird? 424 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,752 You got your money? 425 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,190 People are dead. Good men. 426 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,148 And you're still wandering the earth, 427 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,281 breathing the air they should be breathing. 428 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,727 A boy complains 429 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:47,643 because he thinks the world is unfair. 430 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,602 He cries to his mother 431 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,866 when the toy breaks or the knee is skinned. 432 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:55,390 Fuck that. You're the one who's gonna be crying. 433 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,050 A man knows better. 434 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,533 The things that happen happen. 435 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:11,058 Who lives, who dies. 436 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:14,757 You don't yell at the boulder for being a rock. 437 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:23,244 You want the last word? Here it is. 438 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:25,638 I'll see you soon, asshole. 439 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:07,157 His name is Roy Tillman. 440 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:10,247 He's the sheriff of Stark County, North Dakota. 441 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,034 Dorothy Lyon was his wife. 442 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,992 She disappeared 11 years ago. 443 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:17,820 Until now, it was presumed dead. 444 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:22,869 I saw him. 445 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:23,870 Yesterday. 446 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,785 At the Lyon Estate. 447 00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,482 What was he doing there? 448 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,268 Looking for his wife, I'm guessing. 449 00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,404 He's a real "I am the law" type, 450 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:39,015 - her husband. - Except his version of the law is spending 451 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,235 a million dollars on tactical gear 452 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:43,846 and weapons on the taxpayer's dollar, 453 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:46,980 and then gifting them to a right-wing militia. 454 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,590 Run by Roy's father-in-law. 455 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,765 Current father-in-law. 456 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,205 But how's Dorothy gonna help you with that? 457 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:57,904 She hasn't been Mrs. Tillman in ten years. 458 00:25:57,904 --> 00:25:59,862 He runs a tight ship, the sheriff. 459 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:00,907 Nobody talks. 460 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,386 People disappear. Nadine... 461 00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,040 - Mrs. Lyon. - She knows all the players, 462 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,782 maybe even where the bodies are buried. 463 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:09,655 We use her to flip them. 464 00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,573 The son or the ranch foreman. 465 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,971 Do you know where she is? 466 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,409 I do not. 467 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,329 What about the abuse? 468 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:35,550 The fact that he used to beat her? 469 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,639 Or the current crimes, kidnapping attempts? 470 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,079 Conspiracy to kill a North Dakota state trooper. 471 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,604 Or, I mean, this bystander they grabbed up yesterday. 472 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,996 Probably took him back to the ranch, 473 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,258 thinking he's Wayne. 474 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,173 I say that we 475 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:53,176 get a warrant and go there today. Now. 476 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,438 God knows what they're gonna do with him 477 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:55,439 when they realize he's a fake. 478 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,267 And if he's not there? 479 00:26:57,267 --> 00:27:01,184 Then we showed our hand, he closes ranks, Mister... 480 00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,056 Seymour. 481 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,753 Ends up thrown off a cliff somewhere in Wyoming, 482 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,276 never to be seen again. 483 00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,800 Yeah. 484 00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:12,892 If you see her. 485 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,458 I'll call. 486 00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,158 That's how this works, right? 487 00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:21,552 You help me. I help you. 488 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:23,946 And we all help Dorothy. 489 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,557 You know... the victim. 490 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,526 Shit. 491 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:41,964 I'm bored. 492 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,531 Uh-huh. 493 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,144 Whose are these? 494 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,190 Don't touch that. 495 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,844 How come? 496 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,411 It's not a toy. It's a tool. 497 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,068 Then why do they say "play the drums"? 498 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,593 Okay, I got to go out, 499 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,726 see my physical therapist. 500 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,295 What about dinner? 501 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:12,908 Um, she'll bring you something. 502 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,344 Probably. 503 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:17,870 Okay. 504 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:20,394 Don't burn the house down. 505 00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,952 Problem, maybe. 506 00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,608 Vivian or his man won't take my call. 507 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:04,133 Out of the office, his girl said. Unreachable. 508 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,700 Unreachable? 509 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,529 Indefinitely unreachable. 510 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,619 What are they up to? 511 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:14,535 Uh, holding our feet to the fire, maybe. 512 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:17,146 Playing hard to get. Uh... 513 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,757 and then... 514 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,106 there's this. 515 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,586 What's that? 516 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:25,328 Uh, it's a... it's a dress shirt, I think. 517 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,287 It's pink. 518 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:30,116 Uh, someone dropped this off for you at reception. 519 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:32,248 - For me? - Yeah. 520 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,772 It's monogrammed. 521 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,774 So it is. 522 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:37,950 V.D. 523 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:42,737 Oh, and you got this note. 524 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,531 - Security saw this? - Yeah. 525 00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:57,012 They got a handwriting guy working on it, they said. 526 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,885 Seeing if they can trace the author. 527 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,625 What's it mean, you think-- 528 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,192 "Not on my watch"? 529 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,803 And what's with the silver star? 530 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:07,022 Means the deal's off. 531 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,156 Thanks to Dorothy's husband. 532 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,419 - Wayne? - No. 533 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,768 Idiot. 534 00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:16,510 The first husband. The sheriff. 535 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,426 I didn't give him what he wanted, so... 536 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,776 this is tit for that. 537 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,952 Look who's up and around. 538 00:30:23,952 --> 00:30:25,519 Oh, not now. 539 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,303 Oh, Mrs. Lyon. 540 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,088 Hey there, slugger. 541 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:30,872 How are you feeling? 542 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,790 - Confused. - I thought 543 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:38,053 - you were taking him to the house. - Yes, ma'am, 544 00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:40,055 but he wanted to see you. 545 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,623 I want to go home. 546 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:46,018 My home. 547 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:48,498 Sorry. 548 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,370 Your wife burned the house down. 549 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,720 I told him, but he keeps asking for her. 550 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,027 Mrs. Lyon. 551 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:57,333 The other. 552 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,987 Mm. 553 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,902 She... 554 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,209 she went out of town for a few days. 555 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,211 Sightseeing. 556 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,169 And took Scotty with her. 557 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,737 They said you're supposed to rest. 558 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,871 So, Jerome's gonna take you home. 559 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,831 We made up your old room, we got out all your stuffies. 560 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,878 I'll be home later, and we can visit. 561 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:23,707 Chef's making boeuf bourguignon 562 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,796 with those-those little onions you like. 563 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:30,279 M... M-Mom, I wa... I w... 564 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,207 Get Vivian's cell phone number, 565 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,861 I don't care how. 566 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,038 And then gas up the Porsche. 567 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:53,128 Where am I going? 568 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,395 To steal an election. 569 00:33:04,112 --> 00:33:06,593 Look at you. 570 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,812 This is a nice kit. 571 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,162 Well, it ought to be. 572 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,902 Cost enough. 573 00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,948 Yeah, that was his last dream, 574 00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:16,168 Mr. Pie in the Sky. 575 00:33:17,473 --> 00:33:18,561 How was your day? 576 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,129 Super boring. 577 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,176 Where's Lars? 578 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,264 He left. 579 00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:27,005 He... 580 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,528 Physical therapy or something. 581 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:31,139 But that was, like, an hour ago. 582 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:33,011 Did you bring dinner? 583 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,709 What was the last thing you ate? 584 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,928 I had some crackers before. 585 00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:39,539 Like, at lunch. 586 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:45,023 Okay, then. 587 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,154 Let's get your stuff. 588 00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:47,851 Where are we going? 589 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,636 To Grandma's. 590 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:09,264 Yeah, you'll be safe here. 591 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:11,658 All right, 592 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,486 let them have it, boys. 593 00:34:13,486 --> 00:34:16,010 Nein! Ich bin ein Amrikaner. 594 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:17,925 No, they're not! Fire! 595 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,972 Aah! 596 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,939 Look who I found. 597 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,206 Go ahead. 598 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,645 Daddy! 599 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:48,564 Scotty. 600 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,220 Hey. 601 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,964 - I love you. - I missed you so much. 602 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:58,313 Oh, Scotty. 603 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,054 Guess what, yesterday I got... 604 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,579 Yeah. 605 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,581 - Oh, yeah? - Your hand looks better. 606 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,330 What, did her mother have her 607 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,463 turning tricks outside the Save Mart? 608 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:19,813 I'm sorry? 609 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:21,945 Don't do that. Women who apologize 610 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,991 for things that aren't their fault 611 00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:27,212 might as well have "welcome mat" written on their faces. 612 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,911 Now you tell me. 613 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,611 What's that? 614 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,571 That's the history of your daughter-in-law, 615 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,313 written in punches and chokeholds. 616 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,534 Well, I'm sure I don't need to see that. 617 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:47,754 People who claim to be victims 618 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:49,147 are the downfall of this country. 619 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,889 Mrs. Lyon, have you ever in your life 620 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,195 heard your daughter-in-law say 621 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,805 that she was a victim? Of anything? 622 00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:58,156 You may not like it, but sometimes 623 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,940 crimes are committed against people. 624 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:02,551 They're victimized. And it's not their fault. 625 00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,685 I told him not to marry her. 626 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,121 This whole sordid mess. 627 00:36:07,121 --> 00:36:08,905 You're saying if a woman is abused 628 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,559 and she manages to escape, 629 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:13,432 she should move to the woods, live in a tree, 630 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:15,651 free from the burdens of basic human contact? 631 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,784 God forbid she gets a fresh start, 632 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,655 a good man to wash out the taste of the bad. 633 00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:21,004 I don't like your tone. 634 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:22,484 Tough shit. 635 00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:29,404 Some of us work for a living and go home to empty houses 636 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,711 or-or houses that should be empty but are instead filled 637 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:34,975 with the dirty underpants of our man-child spouses. 638 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:37,499 Your problem is you think that you're rich 639 00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:38,718 cause you're better than me. 640 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:39,806 Oh, please. 641 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,677 We're the same. 642 00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:44,898 Up before dawn, making our mark on the world. 643 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:48,728 - But you know who you're really in sync with? - Hm? 644 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:50,512 Dorothy. 645 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:52,514 Yeah. 646 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,124 I know you don't want to see it, 647 00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:56,301 but let me tell you what I see. 648 00:36:56,301 --> 00:37:00,130 I see a woman who outsmarted two kidnappers, 649 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,916 killed one of them and nearly killed the other 650 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,092 and who probably saved your son and granddaughter's lives 651 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:07,573 when they came at her again at the house. 652 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:10,924 I see a woman who doesn't quit, no matter what. 653 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,100 Who won't be silenced. 654 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,928 And, unlike you, 655 00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:17,104 who never complains. 656 00:37:18,453 --> 00:37:19,889 Even when her mother-in-law has her committed 657 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:21,543 to a mental hospital. 658 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,244 So I brought you her file 659 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,333 so at least you could be an educated asshole. 660 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,902 Come work for me. 661 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,644 What? 662 00:37:35,644 --> 00:37:37,472 You saw the security team. 663 00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:39,257 All those dicks. 664 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,563 Think about how that looks for a woman in my position. 665 00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:44,174 Come be window dressing-- that's the offer? 666 00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:46,786 No, no. Come run the security team, 667 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,266 be their boss. 668 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,877 I know you need the money. 669 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,140 I can help with your debt, consolidate it, 670 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,576 set up a payment schedule, 671 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:56,796 get the jackals off your back. 672 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,712 Name your price. 673 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,367 That's... 674 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,326 I've got a job. 675 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:09,243 Cleaning vomit out of the back of a squad car. 676 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:12,290 And look what they make you wear. 677 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,902 I'm talking about a white collar job, 678 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:18,557 a white collar salary with benefits, 679 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:21,299 running a team of agents, traveling the world. 680 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,823 I mean, you can't-you can't seriously turn that down. 681 00:38:23,823 --> 00:38:26,304 Otherwise, you and I are nothing alike. 682 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,138 It's kind of you. 683 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,531 No, it's not. 684 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,491 It's smart. 685 00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:42,363 Take the job. 686 00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,366 I... 687 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,629 I-I've got to think about it, 688 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:49,762 - if that's... - Don't ask for permission. 689 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,766 Right. 690 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,899 I'm gonna think about it. 691 00:38:58,248 --> 00:39:00,860 And in the meantime, 692 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,428 think about what I said. 693 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:04,994 About Dorothy. 694 00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:07,693 She's out there somewhere. 695 00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:10,130 And she's not asking for help. 696 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:12,088 But she needs it. 697 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:22,011 You've got 24 hours. 698 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,145 Or the opportunity disappears. 699 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:30,280 That's how the world works. 700 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,370 This brief window. 701 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:35,503 Thank you. 702 00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:37,331 Aw, bet you didn't think you were gonna say that 703 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,507 and mean it when you walked in here. 704 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:25,292 Mr. Dugger. 705 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,731 - I have a call for you. - What? 706 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:32,778 Thank you. Thanks. 707 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:35,563 Danish Graves, Redemption Services, 708 00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,217 in case you forgot. 709 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:39,088 And I have Mrs. Lyon on the phone. 710 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,438 For you. 711 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,526 What? 712 00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:52,275 Hello? 713 00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:54,408 Are your balls in your belly, 714 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:57,237 looking for a safe place to hide? 715 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,458 Good. 716 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,981 Listen to me. 717 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,765 I'm pulling the offer. 718 00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,898 That $100 million 719 00:41:05,898 --> 00:41:08,988 is going to Mesa Prudential 720 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:12,121 out in Flagstaff. 721 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:14,689 What you get instead is the full might 722 00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:17,213 of the federal government 723 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:19,346 reading the shit stains in your underwear 724 00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,696 like tea leaves. 725 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:23,306 Mrs. Lyon... 726 00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,221 Quiet. 727 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,180 A grown-up is talking. 728 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:31,750 I called the SEC chairman personally. 729 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,143 And as we speak, 730 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:36,406 two dozen federal agents 731 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:40,759 are in your office, seizing your books. 732 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:44,023 They've also frozen every personal 733 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:47,200 and business bank account you've got. 734 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,071 So... 735 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:51,291 I hope you didn't give all your walking-around money 736 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,511 to that stripper. 737 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:59,125 Oh. Plus, I-I hear 738 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:01,040 your son is starting his freshman year 739 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,303 at, um, Notre Dame? 740 00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:07,481 Except, whoops. 741 00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:10,136 You're late on tuition. 742 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:13,879 So, hmm. 743 00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:15,315 Oh, that ring you hear-- 744 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,665 that's your son on the other line 745 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:20,712 calling to tell you he's been expelled. 746 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:22,670 Mrs. Lyon, please. 747 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,629 Oh, "please." 748 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,892 That's your secret weapon? 749 00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,549 Do you want to know what your mistake was? 750 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:35,248 It was thinking death is the worst thing 751 00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:36,902 that could happen to you. 752 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:39,861 So, congratulations. 753 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:42,908 The sheriff's not gonna kill you. 754 00:42:42,908 --> 00:42:46,564 Instead you're going to live the rest of your days 755 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,653 in squalor, 756 00:42:48,653 --> 00:42:50,698 surrounded by the dead-eyed stares 757 00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:53,614 of your futureless children. 758 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,584 Have a nice night. 759 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:42,147 Now I get it.